lysapadin: pen & ink painting of bamboo against a full moon (Default)
Title: You All Along
Characters/Pairings: Aomine and Kuroko
Summary: If you can't say it, sometimes you can show it instead.
Notes: Rule 63 universe—everyone's a girl (or a boy, in a couple cases). Adult for smut with, um, fisting. 1348 words.

Tetsu waits for her to say yes or fuck no, are you crazy? Put like that, it's not even a choice, is it? )
lysapadin: pen & ink painting of bamboo against a full moon (Default)
Title: Exothermic Reactions
Characters/Pairings: Aomine and Kuroko
Summary: Kuroko only loves Aomine because he's hot. (Well, maybe for a few other reasons, too.)
Notes: Adult for smut; shamelessly fluffy; no redeeming plot value whatsoever. 1377 words.

Once he realized that he was shit out of luck as far as Tetsu was concerned, Daiki skulked off to bed and tried to resign himself to being thrown over for a mere novel while burrowing into a nest of blankets to sulk in dignified privacy. )
lysapadin: pen & ink painting of bamboo against a full moon (Default)
Title: Ill at Ease
Characters/Pairings: Aomine and Kuroko
Summary: Aomine has his doubts about being an overgrown catboy, but Kuroko doesn't (and doesn't mind proving it).
Notes: Continuing on in the catboy!Aomine vein, a bit of fic about the aftermath of his transformation, taking place after "Workplace Accidents and Other Hazards." Adult for smut; 3184 words.

Kuroko ran out of patience the afternoon a customer entered a shop, saw Daiki loitering there, and immediately turned and went out again. )
lysapadin: pen & ink painting of bamboo against a full moon (Default)
Title: Workplace Accidents and Other Hazards
Characters/Pairings: Kuroko and Aomine
Summary: How does one get turned into an oversized catboy, anyway?
Notes: Adult for smut; written for Porn Battle XV. Part of the catboy!Aomine 'verse. 2087 words.

'It was just a ballpoint pen,' Daiki muttered. 'Who puts curses on ballpoint pens?' )
lysapadin: pen & ink painting of bamboo against a full moon (Default)
Title: Interlude, with catboy
Characters/Pairings: Aomine and Kuroko
Summary: Aomine has never met a temptation he's cared to resist.
Notes: Adult for smut; written for Porn Battle XV. The further adventures of catboy!Aomine and sorcerer!Kuroko, previously detailed in "Season."

Sometimes Tetsuya wondered how it had come to be that Daiki had not been born part-cat to begin with. )
lysapadin: pen & ink painting of bamboo against a full moon (Default)
Title: Coming Clean
Characters/Pairings: Aomine and Kuroko
Summary: Aomine gets into moods sometimes, but Kuroko isn't going to complain.
Notes: Adult for smut. Double genderswap for princessaomine over at Tumblr, who requested rule 63 shower smut. 2243 words.

It wasn't difficult to tell when Daiko was in a wild sort of mood. When she was, her eyes shone brighter and her smile stretched wider, sharp and white, and her every moment took on an extra restless edge. Daiko was not particularly subtle, after all. )
lysapadin: pen & ink painting of bamboo against a full moon (Default)
Title: Season
Characters/Pairings: Aomine and Kuroko
Summary: Every time Aomine thinks he's come to grips with being an overgrown catboy, another complication rears its head.
Notes: Adult for smut. Pool--kun over on Tumblr asked for cat!Aomine going into heat, and this is what I came up with. Sort of the Urban Fantasy AU of Bird on a Wire, but without the angst. Catboy!Aomine and xenokinky kinds of things. 3259 words.

About the fifth time Satsuki snapped at Daiki to quit fidgeting and get back to work, Imayoshi-keishi wandered by their corner of the bullpen and paused at the corner of Daiki's desk. Daiki did his best to ignore both the way he was looming and the fact that he was scenting the air, but Imayoshi-keishi wasn't the sort to be ignored easily. Besides, the scent of his dawning amusement prickled at Daiki's nose, sharp like the edge of foxy laughter. )
lysapadin: pen & ink painting of bamboo against a full moon (Default)
Title: Like Mr. and Mrs. Smith (But Totally Not)
Characters/Pairings: Aomine/Kuroko, Momoi, Kagami, Alex, Imayoshi, Susa, Wakamatsu, Sakurai
Summary: The one where Aomine's a hitman and Momoi's his handler and Kuroko is his target, and y'see, that's where it all gets kinda complicated...
Notes: You know that movie with Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie? Kinda like that. But not. Hitman AU; adult for guns, smut, violence, and Em indulging the hell out of herself. 27,989 words.

'This one will be easy, you said. Practically a cakewalk, you said. No problems at all, you said. Hah!' Satsuki jammed a fresh clip into her Beretta, took a breath, and then threw herself around the corner, firing steadily to cover her retreat. )
lysapadin: pen & ink painting of bamboo against a full moon (Default)
Title: Five Firsts
Characters/Pairings: Imayoshi/Momoi; Aomine and Kuroko
Summary: Five firsts for Imayoshi and Momoi.
Notes: Adult for smut; for Atsueshi, who wanted some more Imayoshi and Momoi, which suited my inclinations perfectly. 4615 words.

'Face it, Imayoshi-san, I won that one fair and square.' )
lysapadin: pen & ink painting of bamboo against a full moon (Default)
Title: The Awful Truth
Characters/Pairings: Imayoshi/Momoi; Aomine and Kuroko
Summary: In which Aomine finds out.
Notes: Because >#itsthechangingoftheseasons was interested in what would happen in Tououverse when Aomine began to get the first inklings that maybe he and Kuroko are more than friends. 643 words.

'Oh my god.' Daiki slumped against the wall outside the library, scrubbing at his eyes until they felt raw from it and all he could see was firebursts and stars against the insides of his eyelids, but it was no good. What had been seen could not be unseen. 'Oh my fucking god, <em>I am scarred for life</em>.' )
lysapadin: pen & ink painting of bamboo against a full moon (Default)
Title: The Art of Hoping
Characters/Pairings: Imayoshi/Momoi; Aomine/Kuroko preslash
Summary: Momoi has her eye on Imayoshi and is pretty sure he's got his eye on her, but before they can do anything about that, they've got this pesky thing called the Winter Cup to win.
Notes: General audiences. In the universe where Kuroko went to Touou with Momoi and Aomine as described in "Can't Hold On, Can't Let Go," this is how the Winter Cup might go. A document of all the original characters I use may be found here. 45,513 words.

Many, many thanks to Branch and Andrea for reading the draft of this beast and cheering me on when I was slogging through the pits of basketball despair.

Part One | Part Two | Part Three | Part Four | Part Five | Part Six



She'd worried about the boys for a while, but she'd been right after all. Touou had been the right choice for all three of them. When the Winter Cup started up next week, it would go differently than the Interhigh had. Satsuki had the data to prove it. )
lysapadin: pen & ink painting of bamboo against a full moon (Default)
Title: Five Times the MiraGen Accidentally Flashed Momoi...
Characters Momoi, Aomine, Midorima, Kise, Kuroko, Murasakibara, Akashi
Summary: Five times Momoi accidentally got more of an eyeful than she'd bargained for (and one time she didn't).
Notes: A bit of Teikou-era crackfic. General audiences. 4193 words.

Dai-chan, for pity's sake. Put little Dai-chan away, no one wants to see him. )
lysapadin: pen & ink painting of bamboo against a full moon (Default)
Title: Declarations of Love in a Time of Social Media
Characters/Pairings: Aomine/Kuroko, Momoi
Summary: In which Aomine demonstrates why it is inadvisable to drink and use Twitter, the MiraGen et al. offer snarky commentary and other witty banter, and Kise explores the dramatic possibilities inherent in maintaining a public persona on social media platforms.
Notes: General audiences. 6468 words. Crackfic predicated on the premise of "What if the MiraGen all had Twitter accounts and Aomine decided that this was a good way to confess his unalterable devotion to Kuroko?" Just so we're clear on what you're getting into here. Some of these Twitter names actually exist, but most have absolutely nothing to do with this fic or the Skittles at all. Special thanks to Andrea for helping me brainstorm Twitter handles for the Skittles and for being the on-call English-to-inebriated-typing translation algorithm, as well as for shamelessly enabling me in my madness.

It was Saturday night—okay, more like early Sunday morning, but who was counting?—and as far as Aomine Daiki was concerned life was pretty damn good. )
lysapadin: pen & ink painting of bamboo against a full moon (Default)
Title: Lion Tamer
Characters/Pairings: Kuroko/Aomine, Midorima
Summary: Kuroko needs a distraction, which Aomine is happy to provide.
Notes: Adult for smut. For basketbizzle at Tumblr, who asked for Aomine and Kuroko in the circus. 2317 words.

'You know those things are going to kill you,' Tetsu said when he came around the corner of their trailer and caught Daiki with a cigarette in his mouth. )
lysapadin: pen & ink painting of bamboo against a full moon (Default)
Title: Subcontractor
Characters: Kagami, Riko, Kuroko
Summary: In which Riko delegates a certain delicate task to someone whose skillsets are better suited to executing it.
Notes: General audiences. Valentine's Day fluff. 1810 words.

If you ever tell anyone about this conversation, I will quadruple your training. )

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