lysapadin: pen & ink painting of bamboo against a full moon (Default)
Title: Asking for It
Characters/Pairings: Imayoshi/Aomine; Momoi
Summary: Imayoshi decides it's time he set the bar a little higher for Aomine's behavior, but that ends up complicating things more than he expects.
Notes: Adult for smut; the further adventures of life in the Firm Hand 'verse. 4986 words.

Satsuki was loitering outside the gym again, trying to persuade herself that she didn't want to sneak inside to spy on Imayoshi-san and Dai-chan. But she did. She really, really did. )
lysapadin: pen & ink painting of bamboo against a full moon (Default)
Title: Complicating Factor
Characters/Pairings: Imayoshi and Aomine, Momoi
Summary: Imayoshi is a bit vexed with himself that he did not foresee and plan for this turn of events, but maybe it'll turn out all right in spite of that.
Notes: Picking up from "A Firm Hand" and dealing with some of the fallout from that. No real smut, but discussions of the aftermath of same. 2315 words.

The conclusion was inescapable: Momoi-chan had figured out what sorts of measures Shouichi was taking to keep Aomine in line. )
lysapadin: pen & ink painting of bamboo against a full moon (Default)
Title: A Firm Hand
Characters/Pairings: Imayoshi and Aomine, Momoi
Summary: In which Momoi's curiosity gets the better of her, and she gets more than she bargained for.
Notes: Adult for smut. Follows Punishment Detail, so expect D/s vibes. 2471 words.

Imayoshi-san, what are you doing to him? )
lysapadin: pen & ink painting of bamboo against a full moon (Default)
Title: Your Lips Sweeter Than Candy
Characters/Pairings: Imayoshi and Momoi
Summary: There's really only one reason to go see a really bad movie while it's still in theaters.
Notes: Adult for smut; written for Porn Battle XV. Part of Tououverse; 2023 words.

Hush. The movie's starting. )
lysapadin: pen & ink painting of bamboo against a full moon (Default)
Title: Incitement to Riot
Characters/Pairings: Imayoshi and Momoi
Summary: Imayoshi gets these ideas in his head sometimes, and he isn't afraid to share them.
Notes: Adult for smut. Written for Porn Battle XV. 1720 words.

Are you being a pervert, Imayoshi-san? )
lysapadin: pen & ink painting of bamboo against a full moon (Default)
Title: Like Mr. and Mrs. Smith (But Totally Not)
Characters/Pairings: Aomine/Kuroko, Momoi, Kagami, Alex, Imayoshi, Susa, Wakamatsu, Sakurai
Summary: The one where Aomine's a hitman and Momoi's his handler and Kuroko is his target, and y'see, that's where it all gets kinda complicated...
Notes: You know that movie with Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie? Kinda like that. But not. Hitman AU; adult for guns, smut, violence, and Em indulging the hell out of herself. 27,989 words.

'This one will be easy, you said. Practically a cakewalk, you said. No problems at all, you said. Hah!' Satsuki jammed a fresh clip into her Beretta, took a breath, and then threw herself around the corner, firing steadily to cover her retreat. )
lysapadin: pen & ink painting of bamboo against a full moon (Default)
Title: Five Firsts
Characters/Pairings: Imayoshi/Momoi; Aomine and Kuroko
Summary: Five firsts for Imayoshi and Momoi.
Notes: Adult for smut; for Atsueshi, who wanted some more Imayoshi and Momoi, which suited my inclinations perfectly. 4615 words.

'Face it, Imayoshi-san, I won that one fair and square.' )
lysapadin: pen & ink painting of bamboo against a full moon (Default)
Title: The Art of Hoping
Characters/Pairings: Imayoshi/Momoi; Aomine/Kuroko preslash
Summary: Momoi has her eye on Imayoshi and is pretty sure he's got his eye on her, but before they can do anything about that, they've got this pesky thing called the Winter Cup to win.
Notes: General audiences. In the universe where Kuroko went to Touou with Momoi and Aomine as described in "Can't Hold On, Can't Let Go," this is how the Winter Cup might go. A document of all the original characters I use may be found here. 45,513 words.

Many, many thanks to Branch and Andrea for reading the draft of this beast and cheering me on when I was slogging through the pits of basketball despair.

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She'd worried about the boys for a while, but she'd been right after all. Touou had been the right choice for all three of them. When the Winter Cup started up next week, it would go differently than the Interhigh had. Satsuki had the data to prove it. )
lysapadin: pen & ink painting of bamboo against a full moon (Default)
Title: Five Times the MiraGen Accidentally Flashed Momoi...
Characters Momoi, Aomine, Midorima, Kise, Kuroko, Murasakibara, Akashi
Summary: Five times Momoi accidentally got more of an eyeful than she'd bargained for (and one time she didn't).
Notes: A bit of Teikou-era crackfic. General audiences. 4193 words.

Dai-chan, for pity's sake. Put little Dai-chan away, no one wants to see him. )
lysapadin: pen & ink painting of bamboo against a full moon (Default)
Title: Declarations of Love in a Time of Social Media
Characters/Pairings: Aomine/Kuroko, Momoi
Summary: In which Aomine demonstrates why it is inadvisable to drink and use Twitter, the MiraGen et al. offer snarky commentary and other witty banter, and Kise explores the dramatic possibilities inherent in maintaining a public persona on social media platforms.
Notes: General audiences. 6468 words. Crackfic predicated on the premise of "What if the MiraGen all had Twitter accounts and Aomine decided that this was a good way to confess his unalterable devotion to Kuroko?" Just so we're clear on what you're getting into here. Some of these Twitter names actually exist, but most have absolutely nothing to do with this fic or the Skittles at all. Special thanks to Andrea for helping me brainstorm Twitter handles for the Skittles and for being the on-call English-to-inebriated-typing translation algorithm, as well as for shamelessly enabling me in my madness.

It was Saturday night—okay, more like early Sunday morning, but who was counting?—and as far as Aomine Daiki was concerned life was pretty damn good. )
lysapadin: pen & ink painting of bamboo against a full moon (Default)
Title: Can't Hold On, Can't Let Go
Characters: Aomine, Momoi, Kuroko, Imayoshi, Kagami, Kise, Akashi
Summary: This is the one where Aomine is the one who has to find a way to reach Kuroko and persuade him that basketball can be fun, instead of vice versa.
Notes: General audiences. No pairings here, but in my head, this is totally AoKuro pre-slash. Title adapted from Cloud Cult's song "Best Friend." 43,647 words.

A while back, I solicited drabble prompts over on Tumblr. This fic comes from a prompt from [tumblr.com profile] skyfireflies asking to see to see what would have happened if Kuroko had gone to Touou with Aomine and Momoi. As I said then, it was the kind of thing that I couldn't imagine having happened without a couple of things changing... and that it was the kind of thing that really needed to be more than a drabble. Yep, I was right.

My thanks to Branch and Andrea and Traci for reading the draft of this beast as I was putting it together and for cheerleading and providing feedback as I worked. It would not be the fic it is without them.

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Satsuki must have known—Satsuki always knew everything, it was what she did—but Daiki had been in high school for a solid two weeks before he realized that Tetsu was at Touou, too. He found out by accident, when he rounded a corner too fast and slammed right into someone and knocked him down. Daiki was complaining and apologizing and reaching a hand down to pull the guy up before it sank in that that was Tetsu's face over the school blazer and tie, Tetsu's flat expression gazing back at him. )
lysapadin: pen & ink painting of bamboo against a full moon (Default)
Title: Kagami and Aomine's Excellent Adventure
Characters/Pairings: Kagami, Aomine, and special guest stars; Aomine/Kuroko, Kagami/Momoi
Summary: How Kagami and Aomine crossed the continental U.S. and learned to be bros.
Notes: The first feature-length fic collaboration between [personal profile] lysapadin and [personal profile] andreaphobia! Absolute crack, inspired by this picture. A couple days ago that picture floated through the KnB tag on Tumblr, Andrea and I got to talking about Kagami and Aomine and roadtrip antics and how much fun that would be, and, well. We both lost our heads a little bit. 17,698 words of wacky hijinks and cotton-candy fluff (but 'ware the hidden razorblades).

The problem was, when they put together the team for the Global Cup, the coaches (in their infinite wisdom) left Kuroko off the roster. This was the first mistake. )
lysapadin: pen & ink painting of bamboo against a full moon (Default)
Title: Bird on a Wire
Characters/Pairings: Aomine/Kuroko; Kuroko/Kagami; Aomine/Kise; Momoi Satsuki; Midorima Shintarou; Murasakibara Atsushi
Summary: Aomine's very bad day, and what happened after. Or, it takes a village to raise Aomine.
Notes: Alternate careers AU; adult for smut; pining and bittersweetness. 41,169 words.

This fic has its own theme song, "Bird on a Wire," which is also the source of the epigraph and (obviously) the title.

With deepest appreciation for [personal profile] branchandroot, who always helps me untangle the thorniest plot tangles, and [personal profile] andreaphobia, whose unrelenting enthusiasm for this fic made it particularly easy to keep up the writing momentum.

Additional pertinent information: #terrible things I have done to Aomine #beware of Feels #Aomine logic is not earth logic #Aomine needs therapy #I like to hurt the ones I love #I love Aomine an awful lot #Kise too #but trust me anyway #I know what I'm doing #I promise #besides #Kagami is a pure-hearted shounen hero

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'What the fuck,' Daiki said, blank with shock, and so the first thing Tetsu said to him after five years was 'I'm sorry, but please don't use language like that on school grounds.' )

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