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Title: Dealer's Choice
Characters/Pairings: Keith/Lance/Shiro
Summary: Matt has a plan to get Shiro laid; Shiro has a lot of misgivings about this.
Notes: Mundane AU kind of a thing, because I wanted a thing where Lance and Keith take Shiro home from a club and bang him like a drum. Smut, the barest trappings of plot, Shiro's body issues, pancake-waffle discourse, and Shiro bottoming like a champ (hah!). 6277 words.

Matt grabs Shiro's real hand and hauls him forward, ignoring all the laws of physics regarding inertia, relative mass, and force that say he shouldn't be able to budge Shiro. But then, physics really can't account for a Holt who's got the bit between his teeth, so Shiro ends up paying the cover and following Matt inside the club in spite of all his misgivings. If nothing else, he'll get the chance to tell Matt how wrong he is, and that is not an opportunity to be missed. )
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Title: A Friend in Need
Characters/Pairings: Shiro/Lance
Summary: Just because an alpha can go through rut alone doesn't mean he should.
Notes: Filthy, filthy a/b/o porn. Somewhat dubious consent (Shiro's not precisely in his right mind at the moment) and so much filthy smut. 4250 words.

'Okay.' Lance's palms were sweaty with what he was about to say. He was about to break so many rules. 'Cards on the table, guys. We got any omegas sitting here?' )
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Title: Ill at Ease
Characters/Pairings: Aomine and Kuroko
Summary: Aomine has his doubts about being an overgrown catboy, but Kuroko doesn't (and doesn't mind proving it).
Notes: Continuing on in the catboy!Aomine vein, a bit of fic about the aftermath of his transformation, taking place after "Workplace Accidents and Other Hazards." Adult for smut; 3184 words.

Kuroko ran out of patience the afternoon a customer entered a shop, saw Daiki loitering there, and immediately turned and went out again. )
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Title: Cashmere and Leather
Characters/Pairings: Ymir and Christa
Summary: Ymir and Christa—a study in contrasts.
Notes: Adult for smut; generic modern-day professional adults AU. Also everyone is a lesbian. Written mostly because I had a mental image of Ymir that I couldn't quite exorcise any other way. 3760 words.

It's Friday night, and all Ymir really wants is a beer, a platter of greasy nachos, and the chance to blow off a little steam—in precisely that order, thanks—so naturally there's a stranger sitting in her seat when she walks into the bar. )
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Title: Call and Answer
Characters/Pairings: Eren and Jean
Summary: For reasons known only to himself, Jean's always the one Eren calls.
Notes: Adult for smut; generic modern-day professional adults AU (like Jean is a hedge fund manager kind of a thing). Canon character death (sorry, Marco, sucks to be you). Beware of feels; Eren's messed up and apparently determined to take Jean down with him. 2362 words.

Eren calls him at a quarter of twelve, forty-five minutes after Jean switches his bedside lamp off and maybe twenty minutes after he falls asleep. )
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Title: That For Which You Do Not Yearn
Characters/Pairings: Midorima and Takao, Imayoshi, and others
Summary: The first rule of the oldest profession is not to get attached to the clients. Takao probably should have paid attention to it.
Notes: Adult for smut. Over on Tumblr, [tumblr.com profile] nana-aniki requested virgin!Midorima and hooker!Takao, and, well… into every fangirl's life a hooker AU must eventually fall. Which is to say that this is set in the same universe as Rough Trade. If you're looking for a thoughtful, sensitive treatment of sex work, you should go read I'll wait for you where the chrysanthemums bloom. (You should go read that one anyway, it's gorgeous and heart-hurty and perfect.) If you're just here for the id-fic, then read on. 50985 words.

It's a slow night when the guy comes in for the first time. )
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Title: Season
Characters/Pairings: Aomine and Kuroko
Summary: Every time Aomine thinks he's come to grips with being an overgrown catboy, another complication rears its head.
Notes: Adult for smut. Pool--kun over on Tumblr asked for cat!Aomine going into heat, and this is what I came up with. Sort of the Urban Fantasy AU of Bird on a Wire, but without the angst. Catboy!Aomine and xenokinky kinds of things. 3259 words.

About the fifth time Satsuki snapped at Daiki to quit fidgeting and get back to work, Imayoshi-keishi wandered by their corner of the bullpen and paused at the corner of Daiki's desk. Daiki did his best to ignore both the way he was looming and the fact that he was scenting the air, but Imayoshi-keishi wasn't the sort to be ignored easily. Besides, the scent of his dawning amusement prickled at Daiki's nose, sharp like the edge of foxy laughter. )
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Title: Like Mr. and Mrs. Smith (But Totally Not)
Characters/Pairings: Aomine/Kuroko, Momoi, Kagami, Alex, Imayoshi, Susa, Wakamatsu, Sakurai
Summary: The one where Aomine's a hitman and Momoi's his handler and Kuroko is his target, and y'see, that's where it all gets kinda complicated...
Notes: You know that movie with Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie? Kinda like that. But not. Hitman AU; adult for guns, smut, violence, and Em indulging the hell out of herself. 27,989 words.

'This one will be easy, you said. Practically a cakewalk, you said. No problems at all, you said. Hah!' Satsuki jammed a fresh clip into her Beretta, took a breath, and then threw herself around the corner, firing steadily to cover her retreat. )
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Title: Rough Trade
Pairings: Imayoshi/Aomine
Summary: Aomine has an itch, and Imayoshi knows exactly how to scratch it.
Notes: Adult for smut. 3286 words. This is a fill from [community profile] knb_kink, for a prompt to the tune of Aomine wanting to be fucked hard and rough, and picking up hooker!Imayoshi to get that taken care of. I felt that this was definitely a thing that needed to exist in the world, so here, have a bit of hookerfic featuring rough sex!

It's not like Daiki's in the habit of paying for what he wants, because he isn't. )
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I've been looking at my folder for Works In Progress and have concluded that some of them are never actually going to be finished, generally because I had a neat idea, wrote a scene or two that fulfilled whatever yen I had in the first place, and then never felt particularly compelled to finish the rest. (It's all to do with how I write: I write to find out what happens next, so if I figure that out in too much detail, I no longer feel all that fussed about writing it down.)

So here are some things that I will never actually finish writing, edited up a bit, with closing notes that summarize roughly what would have happened in the rest of the fic, had I finished it. Caveat lector, dear readers: these are things that I am laying to rest because I will not be finishing them.

Competence Kink: in which Yamamoto is very confused. 671 words. )




All Cats Are Bastards: How Gokudera and Uri came to understand each other. 1396 words. )




Augmentation: Kyouko/Haru with implications of Tsuna/Gokudera and eventual Tsuna/Kyouko/Gokudera/Haru. 1326 words. )




Recruitment Opportunity: The one where the Varia recruits Bianchi. 1698 words. )




Creatures of the Night: the one where Bianchi is a vampire and Dino is a hunter. 2291 words. )




Grad School Is Hell: in which Dino is a hapless graduate student. 2034 words. )
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Title: The Art of Hoping
Characters/Pairings: Imayoshi/Momoi; Aomine/Kuroko preslash
Summary: Momoi has her eye on Imayoshi and is pretty sure he's got his eye on her, but before they can do anything about that, they've got this pesky thing called the Winter Cup to win.
Notes: General audiences. In the universe where Kuroko went to Touou with Momoi and Aomine as described in "Can't Hold On, Can't Let Go," this is how the Winter Cup might go. A document of all the original characters I use may be found here. 45,513 words.

Many, many thanks to Branch and Andrea for reading the draft of this beast and cheering me on when I was slogging through the pits of basketball despair.

Part One | Part Two | Part Three | Part Four | Part Five | Part Six



She'd worried about the boys for a while, but she'd been right after all. Touou had been the right choice for all three of them. When the Winter Cup started up next week, it would go differently than the Interhigh had. Satsuki had the data to prove it. )
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Title: A Kinda Sorta Fairy Tale
Characters/Pairings: Midorima/Takao; Akashi
Summary: This isn't a fairy tale, Takao knows better than that.
Notes: Teen, because yakuza AU. Based on this set of pictures from Pixiv [partial translation here]. 10931 words; beware of Feels.

They're not like that, Kazunari knows this for a fact, but it's beginning to occur to him to wonder whether Shin-chan knows this. )
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Title: A Year in the Life: Fuuta
Characters: Fuuta, Reborn, Bianchi, Gokudera, Yamamoto, Tsunako
Summary: In which Tsunako gives Fuuta a delightful new research project.
Notes: Continuing the re-imagining of the Daily Life arc from Fuuta's point of view. Mafia politics, strategic regurgitation, and genderswap. Part of Choice: The Betrothal Arc. Series Index. General audiences. 4403 words.

In the end, the Family left it to him to decide whether he would go or leave the task to another, and Fuuta chose to go himself. )
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Title: A Year in the Life: Dino
Characters: Dino, Romario, Reborn, Bianchi, Yamamoto, Kyouko, Gokudera, Tsunako
Summary: In which Tsunako gives Dino some things to think about.
Notes: Continuing the re-imagining of the Daily Life arc from Dino's point of view. Genderswap, mafia and gender politics, shameless fribbling, but no bears. Part of Choice: The Betrothal Arc. Series Index. General audiences. 18,886 words.

Dino stared at the name on his phone's display with a sense of deep apprehension before he could bring himself to answer, because Reborn had an unerring sense for the best ways to puncture a man's ego. )
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Title: Lion Tamer
Characters/Pairings: Kuroko/Aomine, Midorima
Summary: Kuroko needs a distraction, which Aomine is happy to provide.
Notes: Adult for smut. For basketbizzle at Tumblr, who asked for Aomine and Kuroko in the circus. 2317 words.

'You know those things are going to kill you,' Tetsu said when he came around the corner of their trailer and caught Daiki with a cigarette in his mouth. )
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Title: This Time Round
Characters/Pairings: Enjolras/Grantaire
Summary: The revolution is about to start—but it hasn't started yet. There's still time for a few things to be said.
Notes: Adult for smut. Written for Porn Battle XIV, to the prompts AU and yearning. One part book canon, one part musical, one part movie, and one part SF AU. 2776 words.

When Enjolras raises his eyebrows—what is it now?—Grantaire says, 'You know you're going to get us all killed.' )
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Title: Can't Hold On, Can't Let Go
Characters: Aomine, Momoi, Kuroko, Imayoshi, Kagami, Kise, Akashi
Summary: This is the one where Aomine is the one who has to find a way to reach Kuroko and persuade him that basketball can be fun, instead of vice versa.
Notes: General audiences. No pairings here, but in my head, this is totally AoKuro pre-slash. Title adapted from Cloud Cult's song "Best Friend." 43,647 words.

A while back, I solicited drabble prompts over on Tumblr. This fic comes from a prompt from [tumblr.com profile] skyfireflies asking to see to see what would have happened if Kuroko had gone to Touou with Aomine and Momoi. As I said then, it was the kind of thing that I couldn't imagine having happened without a couple of things changing... and that it was the kind of thing that really needed to be more than a drabble. Yep, I was right.

My thanks to Branch and Andrea and Traci for reading the draft of this beast as I was putting it together and for cheerleading and providing feedback as I worked. It would not be the fic it is without them.

Part One | Part Two | Part Three | Part Four | Part Five


Satsuki must have known—Satsuki always knew everything, it was what she did—but Daiki had been in high school for a solid two weeks before he realized that Tetsu was at Touou, too. He found out by accident, when he rounded a corner too fast and slammed right into someone and knocked him down. Daiki was complaining and apologizing and reaching a hand down to pull the guy up before it sank in that that was Tetsu's face over the school blazer and tie, Tetsu's flat expression gazing back at him. )

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