lysapadin: pen & ink painting of bamboo against a full moon (Default)
Title: Five Times the MiraGen Accidentally Flashed Momoi...
Characters Momoi, Aomine, Midorima, Kise, Kuroko, Murasakibara, Akashi
Summary: Five times Momoi accidentally got more of an eyeful than she'd bargained for (and one time she didn't).
Notes: A bit of Teikou-era crackfic. General audiences. 4193 words.

Dai-chan, for pity's sake. Put little Dai-chan away, no one wants to see him. )
lysapadin: pen & ink painting of bamboo against a full moon (Default)
Title: Declarations of Love in a Time of Social Media
Characters/Pairings: Aomine/Kuroko, Momoi
Summary: In which Aomine demonstrates why it is inadvisable to drink and use Twitter, the MiraGen et al. offer snarky commentary and other witty banter, and Kise explores the dramatic possibilities inherent in maintaining a public persona on social media platforms.
Notes: General audiences. 6468 words. Crackfic predicated on the premise of "What if the MiraGen all had Twitter accounts and Aomine decided that this was a good way to confess his unalterable devotion to Kuroko?" Just so we're clear on what you're getting into here. Some of these Twitter names actually exist, but most have absolutely nothing to do with this fic or the Skittles at all. Special thanks to Andrea for helping me brainstorm Twitter handles for the Skittles and for being the on-call English-to-inebriated-typing translation algorithm, as well as for shamelessly enabling me in my madness.

It was Saturday night—okay, more like early Sunday morning, but who was counting?—and as far as Aomine Daiki was concerned life was pretty damn good. )
lysapadin: pen & ink painting of bamboo against a full moon (Default)
Title: The Way of the Cat
Characters/Pairings: Midorima, Takao, and miscellaneous Shuutoku
Summary: The only way Midorima can explain it to himself is that it must be a sort of feline Stockholm syndrome.
Notes: AU: catfic. Crack with a fairy-tale core. A bit of not-very-explicit smut. 15187 words. Written for [profile] half_sleeping/[tumblr.com profile] laineyn, who was the one who gave me the Midorima/Takao and cats prompt in the first place.

The part that worried Shintarou most was that nobody else seemed to have any problem at all believing that a high-school student had turned into a small grey mackerel tabby. )
lysapadin: pen & ink painting of bamboo against a full moon (Default)
Title: Kagami and Aomine's Excellent Adventure
Characters/Pairings: Kagami, Aomine, and special guest stars; Aomine/Kuroko, Kagami/Momoi
Summary: How Kagami and Aomine crossed the continental U.S. and learned to be bros.
Notes: The first feature-length fic collaboration between [personal profile] lysapadin and [personal profile] andreaphobia! Absolute crack, inspired by this picture. A couple days ago that picture floated through the KnB tag on Tumblr, Andrea and I got to talking about Kagami and Aomine and roadtrip antics and how much fun that would be, and, well. We both lost our heads a little bit. 17,698 words of wacky hijinks and cotton-candy fluff (but 'ware the hidden razorblades).

The problem was, when they put together the team for the Global Cup, the coaches (in their infinite wisdom) left Kuroko off the roster. This was the first mistake. )
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Title: Plenty of Fish
Characters/Pairings: Dino Cavallone; Dino/Bianchi, Dino/Byakuran, Dino/Hibari/Yamamoto, and Xanxus/Squalo/Dino
Summary: In which Dino looks for (and finds) love in a variety of places.
Notes: Five possible codas to Cats Have Staff and The Cat Came Back. Adult for smut; 5427 words.

There are plenty of fish in the sea, and not all of them are sharks, either. )
lysapadin: pen & ink painting of bamboo against a full moon (Default)
Title: Cats Have Staff
Characters: Yamamoto, Hibari, Tsuna, Gokudera, Chrome, Mukuro, Dino, Xanxus, and Squalo
Summary: Dogs are simple: all they want is to love and be loved. Cats are more complicated. And also crazy.
Notes: General audiences. Cracked-out cat!AU fluff. No, really. 11166 words.

Takeshi thinks of himself as a dog person, not a cat person. )
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Title: Love Me, Love My...
Characters: Saeki Koujirou, Fuji Yuuta
Summary: Saeki's starting to be convinced that Yuuta's just a pervert.
Notes: The prelude to smut with, um, tentacles. Look, I don't know either--it was pointed out to me that there's not a lot of tentacle sex in the tenipuri fandom and I took that as a challenge, okay? Clearly I'm not a well person. 364 words.

'...dude, you have tentacles.' )
lysapadin: pen & ink painting of bamboo against a full moon (Default)
Originally posted January 2006.

Title: Forfeit
Characters: Rikkai
Summary: Rikkai takes everything in stride. Everything.
Notes: Originally comment-fic for [livejournal.com profile] ssj10 to make her feel better after a trying day, now cleaned up a bit and posted for posterity. Spawned by a conversation of great crackyness, with Sanada's couture heavily influenced by this picture here. Crack, crack, crack all the way, with no excuse and no redemption for me.

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Sanada-fukubuchou was a man who had... absolutely no discernable sense of humor... )
lysapadin: pen & ink painting of bamboo against a full moon (Default)
Originally posted December 2005.

Title: Fever
Characters: Yukimura, Sanada
Summary: Yukimura stops by to give Sanada his homework when Sanada is sick.
Notes: Crack.

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This way to crack. )
lysapadin: pen & ink painting of bamboo against a full moon (Default)
Originally posted April 2004.

Title: Bubble Wrap
Characters: Duo, Heero; Betty, Shirley
Summary: Bubble wrap is love.
Notes: Crackfluff.




Poppoppoppop. )
lysapadin: pen & ink painting of bamboo against a full moon (Default)
Originally posted March 2004.

Title: Ratings Week
Characters: Duo, Heero, Shirley, Betty
Summary: Denial is a powerful thing.
Notes: Crackfluff.




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lysapadin: pen & ink painting of bamboo against a full moon (Default)
Originally posted March 2003.

Title: Seasonal
Characters: Duo and Heero
Summary: There's a time for everything.
Notes: Playing with a fandom trope.

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Seasonal )
lysapadin: pen & ink painting of bamboo against a full moon (Default)
Originally written January 2001

Title: Of Internal Conflicts
Characters: Duo and Heero, after a fashion
Summary: A fluff piece, with shoulder demon and angel
Notes: Fluff and silliness.

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