*tries to imagine Haru baking Xanxus a cake and his likely reaction*

*dies laughing* The poor man wouldn't even know what to do with himself, would he? *giggling* Man, now I've got this mental image of a crackfic where everyone in the Vongola decides that Xanxus needs love and emotional support and tries to give it to him, and he's standing in the middle of the lovefest going "What the fucking fuck?!"