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3 August 2009

Title: Five Things That Never Happened to Xanxus
Characters: Xanxus
Summary: These are things that never happened to Xanxus, but could have done, if only things had started out just a bit differently.
Notes: For

cliche_bingo, prompt: "Fork in the Road AU." Full bingo card is available here. This fic is what happens when you say to yourself, "Gosh, I've been writing a lot of Xanxus angst lately. I wonder if it is possible to write Xanxus in such a way that he is, well, functionally broken instead of just psychopathically insane." And then you get tackled by a plot bunny that is the size of a goddamn linebacker. Teen and up; warnings for Xanxus doing the things that make him Xanxus. Part of the Choice project, which is 101 ways of trying to fix Xanxus. 12465 words.

( Xanxus stared up at the old geezer--this smiling old fool was supposed to be the Vongola Ninth? please--and lifted a hand to show him the Flame when he asked for it. )

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