Walking the Line Between "Hobby" and "Mental Illness"

Title: Dealer's Choice
Characters/Pairings: Keith/Lance/Shiro
Summary: Matt has a plan to get Shiro laid; Shiro has a lot of misgivings about this.
Notes: Mundane AU kind of a thing, because I wanted a thing where Lance and Keith take Shiro home from a club and bang him like a drum. Smut, the barest trappings of plot, Shiro's body issues, pancake-waffle discourse, and Shiro bottoming like a champ (hah!). 6277 words.

( Matt grabs Shiro's real hand and hauls him forward, ignoring all the laws of physics regarding inertia, relative mass, and force that say he shouldn't be able to budge Shiro. But then, physics really can't account for a Holt who's got the bit between his teeth, so Shiro ends up paying the cover and following Matt inside the club in spite of all his misgivings. If nothing else, he'll get the chance to tell Matt how wrong he is, and that is not an opportunity to be missed. )

Title: Push
Characters/Pairings: Shiro/Lance
Summary: They say no plan survives contact with the enemy; Shiro probably needs to keep that one in mind.
Notes: Adult for smut; no plot here to speak of. 1775 words.

( Lance pushes everything, like he can't help himself. In retrospect, Shiro has no idea why he expected anything else from him in bed. )

Title: Situational Awareness
Characters/Pairings: Keith/Lance
Summary: In which Lance is easily distracted, and Keith is quick to exploit that.
Notes: A little smut featuring handcuffs to start the weekend off right. 1911 words and no plot whatsoever.

( So the thing Lance has learned about Keith is that he has a long, long memory. It's selective as hell, but if Keith cares enough about something to notice it in the first place, he'll never forget it. And because it's Keith, he'll usually remember whatever it is at the worst possible time. )

Title: Grooming Rituals
Characters/Pairings: Lance, Keith, plus the rest of the crew to point and laugh
Summary: What hair does is grow.
Notes: General audiences; just a bit of fluffy slice-of-space-life with Lance and Keith sort of bonding, if that's your thing. 3622 words.

( What with one thing and another, a universe to defend, an evil galactic empire to defeat, the day to save, a beautiful princess to woo, so forth and so on, Lance doesn't give too much thought to his hair. It's there on top of his head, doing its thing, and spends most of its time inside a helmet—see above, galactic empire, defeating of. He doesn't much care what it does, long as it doesn't turn loose, as his grandpa would put it. What hair does is grow. )

Title: What You Wish For
Characters/Pairings: Shiro and Keith
Summary: Shiro has a pretty good idea how this is going to go… but he's not the one making the calls. Keith is.
Notes: Andrea asked for hands tied behind backs, with a side of blindfolds and maybe orgasm denial. So! Here we go with some smut featuring bondage, blindfolds, power exchanges, and no plot whatsoever. 2264 words.

( Shiro doesn't know what the Garrison shrinks would have to say about this, but he can't imagine it would be very good. But on the other hand, the Garrison is half a galaxy away right now, so what the shrinks don't know can't hurt him. )

Title: The Family That Plays Together…
Characters/Pairings: Chrome/Gokudera, Yamamoto/Gokudera
Summary: Rule number one: Never take your eyes off the Mist.
Notes: Smut comma nothing but, to the tune of a Vongola orgy. …what? I asked for prompts on Tumblr a little while back, thirtysixsavefiles gave me Gokudera/anyone and "choice" and apparently the way that worked out in my head was Tsuna choosing not to choose.

( The Tenth is the only reason it works, and that's because Tsuna doesn't know how to give up on anything. Or anyone. And when it's the Tenth asking, somehow everyone just seems to end up going along with it one way or another in the end. )

Title: Should I Fall Behind
Characters/Pairings: Xanxus/Squalo
Summary: Squalo ends up taking a bullet for Xanxus. It doesn't work out quite like either of them expects it to.
Notes: Over on Tumblr, insanescriptist request Squalo and Xanxus from the Sugar & Spice 'verse. This apparently gave my id permission to write the aftermath of the fem!Xanxus version of the whole TYL Byakuran mess with the special bullets and all that fun stuff. Explicit for smut, genderswitch, Beware of Feels. 3944 words.

( Squalo doesn't mean to break his promise to Xanxus, but he does it anyway and it happens like this: The meeting with the fucking Caraceni turns out to be a set-up, one with the sole purpose of getting the Vongola Tenth out in the open where the fucking Millefiore can get a shot at her. )

Title: Home to Roost
Characters/Pairings: Chris/Miyuki
Summary: Miyuki gets what's coming to him.
Notes: Adult for smut in the fine old tradition of Plot? What Plot? 3607 words.

( Kazuya has lost track of how many times he's heard people enthuse over how nice Chris is, which just goes to show how completely unobservant people tend to be. Chris is not nice. Kazuya might be willing to entertain the case for polite, maybe, though Chris is honestly the kind of guy who can get away with saying things that sound polite enough until a person starts thinking about what he's actually just said, so. Polite might be pushing it, too, depending on Chris' mood. Nice, however, is definitely out of the question. )

Title: The Consultant
Characters/Pairings: Imayoshi, Kasamatsu
Summary: In which Imayoshi seeks an outside perspective on things, and Kasamatsu just wishes the guy would bother Ootsubo with these things instead.
Notes: Continuing in the Firm Hand 'verse. No porn here, just a lot of Kasamatsu being exasperated with Imayoshi's questionable life choices. 3205 words.

( 'That was just plain unkind,' Imayoshi said, sulky. 'My dick is doing an excellent job of solving Aomine's problems.' )

Title: Item Four
Characters/Pairings: Midorima and Takao
Summary: Shin-chan's getting pretty sneaky.
Notes: Adult for smut. A further installment in the listverse, this time featuring an item from Midorima's list. 2808 words.

( Kazunari doesn't know how Shin-chan managed it, he really doesn't—it's not like he can turn his field of perception on and off, and if anything, it's more keenly attuned to Shin-chan than just about anyone else. )